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Home›Allure Magazine›Jim Iyke plans to deal with his sisters and domestic staff over obsession for ZeeWorld

Jim Iyke plans to deal with his sisters and domestic staff over obsession for ZeeWorld

May 16,2017
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By Rita Chioma
Just like many other men complain about how the female folks in their lives get attached to popular Indian and telenovela channels called Zee world and Telemundo respectively,  actor and businessman, Jim Iyke has also expressed his disdain.
According to the actor,  it’s time to sabotage his home cable to restore sanity to him and his entire household but it must not be traced to him.
See what he wrote:
“Got home to meet the women of my household transfixed on Z World and then Telemundo. An in-depth assessment of their obsession was very disturbing. Bruh!! They all looked like zombies; crying, loudly gesticulating and consoling each other as they watched mouth agape and eyes wide. As if their open mouth and eyes aids in assimilating every detail and scene. Even my ol’ ass driver and PA who hitherto, complained about hunger joined much to my disdain.
The actor added that, “All civil activities halt when these channels come on. Even breathing grinds to a slow laborious motion! I was even threatened by the small one that certain privileges I enjoy will cease if I interfere. No wahala, I hav a pending trip in a few days. Time to sabotage my home cable. But it can’t be linked back to me guys. Thank God my sisters are not on IG. This has to be done discretely by a PRO when I’m out of the country. I need plausible deniability.
Abeg who can send me the number of a Black OP cableman? Slide in my dm please. If you care about my sanity help a brother out. I need to return to a sane home. Don’t worry,  they will get over their depression.  We’re helping them become more productive. The hours spent on these nonsense per week can finish 2 masters courses. Help me biko. Ok, there will be rewards. 
“Guys can y’all relate?” The actor asked his “bruhs” before ending with the following captions “#ZWorldMadness #TelemundoDisease #GonCureThemAllSoon #MyBeAfraidSmile  #YesMyHeartless #GlsdysFam #Harvpapa #CuringZMadnessChronicles.”
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