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Mum walking in on me, my worst sex nightmare – Denrele Edun

June 11,2021
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TV host Denrele Edun has recounted moment his mum caught him having sex with his girlfriend.
He described the moment as top on the list of his worst nightmares.


According to the media personality,  who turns 40 on June 13, he was then 18.
In a post on Instagram, he had arranged for his chic to meet up at their house, when he thought all his family members would be out, engaged in one church activity or the other.
Unfortunately for him, his mum returned earlier than scheduled and met them right in the act.

Here is his post:
“I was 18.
When it comes to my list of WORST SEX Nightmares, My MUM walking in on me probably tops d list!

“I was dating one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but i didn’t give a flying f**k!
I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy Adolescence.

“One fateful Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to meet me up at d house.
6:30PM sharp!
My Dad & younger sisters would have gone to Choir Practice, My Grandma & evil cousins were at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.
Baby girl & I were going to do the “Deed” after weeks of endless “Petting” “Making Out” & “Groping Genitalia”!

“Long story cut short; We were going at “it” in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked in on us.

“SHIT!” as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants & my babe covering her full breasts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval & disgust.

“So this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house”, my Mum said calmly at her. (Tiwa Savage style).

Omo, I stood tall & faced her.
I was 18. I could talk back.

“She came to greet me. Why aren’t U in church?”, I retorted.
My Mum muttered something in her Indian dialect & left.
I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN!
Baby girl on the other hand, was shakin so bad.
Saw her off to the junction & she went home.

“Fast forward to a few months afta;
I had planned a massive party in d area wit another friend of mine (Late Abass, RIP) & as it was my 1ST Year in Unilag, turnout was MADT! Peeps were photocopyin the I.Vs & we were feelin FLY!

“Halfway into d Rave, my Mum walked in & i could sense something was amiss but was caught up rocking babes on the dance floor.

“My Mum took the Microphone from the DJ & faced d crowd.
Omo, She FINISHED me that night!
She spoke about my bedwetting back in the day, my lazy antics..
In short, she OPEN my Yansh, De-REP me FINISH!

“I was so embarrassed.
Her parting shot;
“U hav 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense u’re doing here & come wash the dirty dishes u left at d backyard!”.
🙆‍♀️

“I’m laughing now but Mehn, it wasnt funny then!

Ever been caught? Share!”

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